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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Miley Cyrus
American singer, actress, and television personality (born 1992).
Born November 23rd, 1992 in Nashville. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 29th, 2026 at 33 years old
June Squibb
American actress.
Born November 6th, 1929 in Vandalia.
Going-2-Die™ July 28th, 2026 at 96 years old
Sebastián Eguren
Uruguayan footballer.
Born January 8th, 1981 in Montevideo.
Going-2-Die™ July 29th, 2026 at 45 years old
Sheila Lerwill
British athlete.
Born August 16th, 1928 in London.
Going-2-Die™ July 30th, 2026 at 97 years old
Miklós Nagy
Romanian footballer.
Born January 11th, 1918 in Romania.
Going-2-Die™ July 28th, 2026 at 108 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1785051679
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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