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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Sydney Sweeney
American actress (born 1997).
Born September 12th, 1997 in Spokane.
Going-2-Die™ July 29th, 2026 at 28 years old
Jean Spangler
American actress.
Born September 2nd, 1923 in Seattle.
Going-2-Die™ July 26th, 2026 at 102 years old
Mohammad Hasan Sharq
Prime minister of afghanistan.
Born July 17th, 1925 in Anar Dara District.
Going-2-Die™ July 28th, 2026 at 101 years old
Erni Mangold
Austrian actress.
Born January 25th, 1927 in Grossweikersdorf.
Going-2-Die™ July 29th, 2026 at 99 years old
Ion Bîrlădeanu
Romanian canoeist.
Born August 1st, 1958 in Cosmești.
Going-2-Die™ July 29th, 2026 at 67 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1785087377
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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