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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Julia Roberts
American actress (born 1967).
Born October 28th, 1967 in Smyrna. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 29th, 2026 at 58 years old
Yaroslav Hunka
Ukrainian ss galizien veteran.
Born March 19th, 1925 in Urman. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 31st, 2026 at 101 years old
Anne Vernon
French actress.
Born January 9th, 1924 in Saint-Denis.
Going-2-Die™ July 28th, 2026 at 102 years old
Manuel Gutiérrez
Mexican footballer.
Born April 8th, 1920 in Mexico.
Going-2-Die™ July 28th, 2026 at 106 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1785232970
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Death is nothing else but going home to God, the bond of love will be unbroken for all eternity. Mother Teresa