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My fav part is the transgender and binary deaths. It shows that this is a very inclusive website and will be ripe for acquisition in this day and age.
Due to this website, I'm disposing of all technology and becoming a monk.
Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not. Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do? Epicurus