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I hope the site developer develops daily cankers
I personally find the daily accounting of high-profile deaths to be uplifting, particularly during a time when overpopulation and overconsumption perpetuate humanities cancer-like impact on Gaia, our planet, the one and only mother earth.
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride! Hunter S. Thompson