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I hope the site developer develops daily cankers
It works great and looks great too! (a little morbid, but awesome)
My fav part is the transgender and binary deaths. It shows that this is a very inclusive website and will be ripe for acquisition in this day and age.
If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. Samuel Butler