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Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
Drum roll, please...
American actress and author.
Born November 22nd, 1958 in Santa Monica.
Going-2-Die™ April 30th, 2024 at 65 years old
Indian politician.
Born November 8th, 1927 in Karachi.
Going-2-Die™ April 29th, 2024 at 96 years old
Association football player.
Born February 10th, 1997 in Angola.
Going-2-Die™ May 3rd, 2024 at 27 years old
Egyptian footballer.
Born March 23rd, 1910 in Cairo. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 2nd, 2024 at 114 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1711676354 Algorithm v0.2 Quant employee ID 348
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Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. Unknown