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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
David Beckham
English footballer (born 1975).
Born May 2nd, 1975 in London, London Borough of Waltham Forest, Leytonstone. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 25th, 2026 at 51 years old
Marion Ross
American actress (born 1928).
Born October 25th, 1928 in Watertown.
Going-2-Die™ May 22nd, 2026 at 97 years old
Jack F. Matlock, Jr.
American diplomat.
Born October 1st, 1929 in Greensboro. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ May 22nd, 2026 at 96 years old
Dante Rigo
Belgian professional football player.
Born December 11th, 1998 in Tremelo.
Going-2-Die™ May 21st, 2026 at 27 years old
Joseph Beecken
Belgian boxer.
Born April 11th, 1904 in Liège.
Going-2-Die™ May 23rd, 2026 at 122 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1779370116
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Ya'll come on back any time for more Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions!
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