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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Evan Peters
American actor (born 1987).
Born January 20th, 1987 in St. Louis.
Going-2-Die™ June 18th, 2026 at 39 years old
Amnon Yariv
American electrical engineer.
Born April 13th, 1930 in Tel Aviv.
Going-2-Die™ June 17th, 2026 at 96 years old
Luka Gugeshashvili
Georgian association football player.
Born April 29th, 1999 in Tbilisi.
Going-2-Die™ June 18th, 2026 at 27 years old
Júlio Duarte Langa
Mozambican cardinal.
Born October 27th, 1927 in Xai-Xai.
Going-2-Die™ June 20th, 2026 at 98 years old
Paul Nizon
Swiss art historian and writer (born 1929).
Born December 19th, 1929 in Bern. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 17th, 2026 at 96 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1781665572
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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