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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Rob Lowe
American actor (born 1964).
Born March 17th, 1964 in Charlottesville.
Going-2-Die™ June 22nd, 2026 at 62 years old
Bengt-Åke Gustafsson
Swedish former ice hockey player and manager.
Born March 23rd, 1958 in Karlskoga.
Going-2-Die™ June 25th, 2026 at 68 years old
Emilio Lledó
Spanish philosopher, writer, essayist and teacher.
Born November 5th, 1927 in Seville.
Going-2-Die™ June 22nd, 2026 at 98 years old
Henry Ljungmann
Norwegian ski jumper.
Born December 3rd, 1897 in Christiania.
Going-2-Die™ June 23rd, 2026 at 128 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782024799
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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