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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
The Undertaker
American professional wrestler.
Born March 24th, 1965 in Houston.
Going-2-Die™ June 23rd, 2026 at 61 years old
Charlotte Perrelli
Swedish singer.
Born October 7th, 1974 in Hovmantorp.
Going-2-Die™ June 22nd, 2026 at 51 years old
James B. Harris
American screenwriter, producer and director.
Born August 3rd, 1928 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ June 24th, 2026 at 97 years old
Eric Till
English film director.
Born November 24th, 1929 in London.
Going-2-Die™ June 25th, 2026 at 96 years old
César Povolny
French footballer.
Born July 19th, 1914 in Recklinghausen.
Going-2-Die™ June 26th, 2026 at 111 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782093316
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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