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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Henry Cavill
English actor (born 1983).
Born May 5th, 1983 in Saint Helier.
Going-2-Die™ June 27th, 2026 at 43 years old
William Kennedy
American writer and journalist.
Born January 16th, 1928 in Albany. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 26th, 2026 at 98 years old
Kosuke Kinoshita
Japanese association football player.
Born October 3rd, 1994 in Ota.
Going-2-Die™ June 25th, 2026 at 31 years old
Yuliya Gippenreyter
Russian psychologist.
Born March 25th, 1930 in Moscow.
Going-2-Die™ June 26th, 2026 at 96 years old
Castor Cantero
Paraguayan footballer.
Born January 12th, 1918 in San Bernardino.
Going-2-Die™ June 27th, 2026 at 108 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782213196
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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