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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Melania Trump
First lady of the united states (2017–2021; since 2025).
Born April 26th, 1970 in Novo Mesto. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ June 24th, 2026 at 56 years old
Jasper Johns
American painter and sculptor (1930).
Born May 15th, 1930 in Augusta.
Going-2-Die™ June 26th, 2026 at 96 years old
Laura Cardoso
Brazilian actress and former voice actress.
Born September 13th, 1927 in São Paulo.
Going-2-Die™ June 23rd, 2026 at 98 years old
Antonio Greco
Bolivian footballer.
Born September 17th, 1923 in La Paz.
Going-2-Die™ June 25th, 2026 at 102 years old
Oleksiy Babyr
Footballer.
Born March 15th, 1990 in Simferopol.
Going-2-Die™ June 26th, 2026 at 36 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1782228677
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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