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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Magic Johnson
American basketball player and entrepreneur (born 1959).
Born August 14th, 1959 in Lansing. [ref]
Going-2-Die™ July 15th, 2026 at 66 years old
John Bel Edwards
American politician and lawyer, louisiana.
Born September 16th, 1966 in Amite City.
Going-2-Die™ July 14th, 2026 at 59 years old
Gerardo Romero
Paraguayan footballer.
Born November 30th, 1905 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ July 17th, 2026 at 120 years old
Astrid Lulling
Luxembourgish politician.
Born June 11th, 1929 in Schifflange.
Going-2-Die™ July 14th, 2026 at 97 years old
Akio Sohda
Olympic field hockey player for japan.
Born April 10th, 1909 in Dalian.
Going-2-Die™ July 14th, 2026 at 117 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1783988401
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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