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Who's next?
We've been crunching the numbers...
Some people say this a waste of talent, and a waste of computing resources. Maybe.
Others have said this proves we lack class, or even basic decency. Very possible.
Regardless, our research shows almost everybody just wants to know one thing:
Which notable people are most likely to die next??
How could anyone answer this question? Impossible isn't it? Only baby jesus could know such things right???
Prepare to have your mind blown. Introducing:
The Deathpulse Reaper-Quant Team ™
Brilliant. Dark. Human-computer machines.
We write algorithms only the darkest and most depraved computers can interpret, and execute.
Nerds. We barely pay them anything, but they live for this death stuff. So what's the harm? We all get to "reap" (hahaha) the benefits!
The Deathpulse.com Next-2-Die™ predictions are:
Drum roll, please...
Mila Kunis
American actress (born 1983).
Born August 14th, 1983 in Chernivtsi.
Going-2-Die™ July 19th, 2026 at 42 years old
Helen Merrill
American recording artist; jazz vocalist (born 1930).
Born July 21st, 1930 in New York City.
Going-2-Die™ July 18th, 2026 at 95 years old
Ece Temelkuran
Turkish journalist and newscaster (born 1973).
Born July 22nd, 1973 in İzmir.
Going-2-Die™ July 20th, 2026 at 52 years old
Gerald Holton
American physicist.
Born May 23rd, 1922 in Berlin.
Going-2-Die™ July 17th, 2026 at 104 years old
Gerardo Romero
Paraguayan footballer.
Born November 30th, 1905 in Paraguay.
Going-2-Die™ July 20th, 2026 at 120 years old
Spooky right?? Well...if any of these predictions come true it would be.
C'mon, you'd be impressed. You'd tell a friend. Maybe click on an advertisement or two?
And if they don't come true?
Suppose that's good news, cause these fine people will live to reap (hahaha) another day!
Prediction run #1784310678
Algorithm v0.2
Quant employee ID 348
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Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forget life, to be at peace. Oscar Wilde